📊 Our "Credentials"

14 League of Legends
6 Rocket League
2 Apex Legends

Yeah, I know what you're thinking. "This guy got banned 22+ times and he's giving advice?" Trust me, that's EXACTLY why you should listen. I've tested every boundary, found every loophole, and learned what actually gets you in trouble vs. what just tilts people. 💀

đŸŽ¯ The Golden Rules

1. 🎭 The Art of Plausible Deniability

DON'T SAY: "You're trash, uninstall"

DO SAY: "Have you considered a different hobby?" or "Maybe try single-player games?"

Same energy, but the second one sounds like genuine advice. Moderators can't ban "helpful suggestions." 😏

2. 🧠 Psychology > Direct Insults

DON'T SAY: "You're an idiot"

DO SAY: "Interesting strategy choice" or "That's certainly one way to play"

Passive-aggressive comments hit harder and fly under the radar. They'll know exactly what you mean, but there's nothing reportable.

3. 🎮 Game-Specific Burns Are Safer

RISKY: Personal attacks about someone's life

SAFE: "Your map awareness is as good as a bronze player's"

Stick to gameplay criticism. You can absolutely roast someone's skills without crossing into "real harassment" territory.

4. ⏰ Timing Is Everything

AVOID: Spam typing multiple insults in chat

DO: Drop one perfect burn and let it marinate

Quality over quantity. One well-timed roast has more impact than 10 rage messages, and it's harder to report.

5. 🔄 The Reverse Psychology Play

EXAMPLE: "Don't worry team, we've all had bad games before"

Acting supportive while highlighting someone's failure is chef's kiss level trolling. Bonus points if they rage at your "kindness."

🚨 Absolute No-Go Zones

  • ❌ Slurs or hate speech - Instant permanent ban, no appeal
  • ❌ Real-world threats - This gets law enforcement involved
  • ❌ Doxxing attempts - Even joking about it
  • ❌ Encouraging self-harm - Crossing into actual harassment
  • ❌ Sexual content - Especially anything involving minors

Remember: We're here to tilt opponents with wit, not ruin lives. There's a difference between savage roasts and being an actual terrible person.

🏆 Pro Tips from the Trenches

📝 The "Question Mark" Strategy

Just type "?" in chat when someone makes a terrible play. Simple, effective, and completely ban-proof. They'll know exactly what you mean, but what moderator is going to ban someone for asking a question?

đŸŽ¯ Use Their Own Words

If someone says "this team is so bad," respond with "you're right, we really need to step up our game." You're agreeing with them while implying they're part of the problem.

💡 The Fake Compliment

"Wow, you're really committed to that playstyle" or "I admire your confidence in that build." Sounds positive, feels like a roast.

đŸŽĒ Final Thoughts

Look, gaming should be fun. Yeah, some people are snowflakes, but that doesn't mean we can't have banter. The trick is being clever about it. Work smarter, not harder. Tilt your enemies with style, not with brute force.

Use our Flame Generator for inspiration, but remember - the best roasts come from the heart (and a deep understanding of game mechanics). đŸ”Ĩ